The Single Most Disgusting Thing That Has Ever Happened to Me in My Life

Following through the first phase of my morning hygiene routine, which is very regimented so I contain specific germs, I brush my teeth and tongue (ever important, as that's where most plaque can remain if neglected). I rinse out my brush, and notice something tucked in the very base of the bristles. It's dark brown, and about the size of a seed, so I immediately assume it's something out of my muesli that got stuck in the brush. On closer inspection, I realise it the MOTHERFUCKING BODY OF A COCKROACH. A tiny cockroach, no bigger than 3mm, but one that is in the object I clean my mouth with. MY MOUTH. ROACH.

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I stick feel like puking.