Sunday, June 13, 2010

Gaybrows



Do spectacularly polished eyebrows guarantee gayness in men? Well, surely there can be no feature but a person's own feelings which determine their sexuality, but is legitimate to sense something on my gaydar when I see gaybrows?

Case in point, Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl (you know you love it, xoxo). Ooh, you know who's his doppelganger, that guy from Percy Jackson and the blahblahblah movie. He has the eyebrows too!

Arguably, this guy is on a teen melodrama and needs his pretty guy eyes perfectly framed and off-set by the brows. But, picture on the left is a pre-fame high school shot - brows as manicured as ever.

Maybe looking at this small detail I've overlooked more obvious signs. A good old I AM SO NOT GAY claim. Or a picture of him wearing a velvet jacket with Elton John.



Thursday, June 10, 2010

Winter Bladder

There is no reason to like this season, not when it causes you to wake up feeling like you've been punched in the cunt. If winter had a cunt, I would punch it right back.