Tuesday 25th of May can go fuck itself.
Horrible misfortunes in the order in which they occurred:
- Early alarm so that I can work on a resubmission for an essay, due 1pm.
- After the alarm rings the phone starts giving inconvenient messages like it has a virus.
I turn it off, pull the whole thing apart.
- Turn the phone back on to find that certain buttons no longer work.
- COCKROACH. OMG what do you want from me, I don't even eat or drink in my room anymore GET OUT YOU HORRID PESTS
- It is winter outside. Fortunately it is not raining as I walk to the library but my jeans sponge up the wet ground so I carry the cold and wet with me.
- Open up this assignment, dude comes over to chat me up while I am obviously working on my laptop in a library, SERIOUSLY GO AWAY I DON'T LIKE HUMANS TODAY DO NOT DISTRACT ME. Also, coming to the library to read the free local paper is lame. Get an actual book, you toolkit. I do not want to have sex with you.
- I can't rewrite this essay because the words are swirling around making no sense. I will fail this paper.
FAIL FAIL FAIL
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