For Josh Homme

...whose criticism of bloggers was, "Nobody fucking cares what you had for breakfast."

Toasted Chocolate Sandwich
(serves one future diabetic)
- Two pieces of toastable bread (I used Budget White Toast bread, as I refuse to pay more than $1.50 for this boring staple, allowing me more money for coffee and chocolate)
- Chocolate (Use your judgement - whatever amount fits between the two pieces of toast and stops you from feeling hungry)

Method: Toast bread. Chop chocolate finely. Tip on to bread. SANDWICH.

Let's review: Toast. Chocolate. Sandwich.
Breakfast of Champions.

PS. Josh Homme you are still the most sexable ginger man. I don't care if you hate blogs, you seeexxx...